i’ve never even touched a ouija board … my friends brought one out once and i texted my mom on the sly and told her to call me and act like she was mad at me for something and say that i had to go home so i could get out of there with my soul still intact.
Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.
Man what in the FUCK
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
So today I received a notification that one of my Facebook friends has joined Instagram. Let’s say his name Frank Matthews.
So I say, out loud, “Frank Matthews? Who the fuck is Frank Matthews?”
I look at his profile, and I see he lives in NYC, is represented by one of the world’s top modeling agencies, and has pictures of his amazing abs, fashion photo shoot, etc. But I still don’t know who the fuck he is.
So I check my Facebook friends, find his profile, and look at our mutual friends, and all of them are my straight best friend’s family. And I’m still over here like, “Who the fuck is this gu-… Ohhhhh!”
I realized he was my straight best friend’s cousin, who was visiting with the rest of his family from New York for the holidays, got drunk 40 minutes into my friend’s party, and threw up all over the hallway, laundry room, and garage. It was so ratchet.
And now, his awesome abs aren’t as sexy as I originally thought. All I can see is my best friend’s, sexually confused, lightweight cousin. Sexy, but not so much.
But yeah, random lol.
How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.
when someone tries to show me receipts on my #problematic fave
In other words “I’m totally okay with systemic oppression as long as my fave is perpetuating it. I only care about social justice when it benefits me.”